The power of fart only in front of cheerleaders

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The power to have razor sharp facial hair.

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the power to predict Justin Beiber's next album

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The power to absorb energy wavelengths, in the visible light spectrum, from objects and create a mental picture of the shape and color of the objects they reflected off of.

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the power to cancel your powers wich is the power thats cancelling powers.

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The power to be afraid of movies that are not scary

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The power to create peanut butter and jelly sandwiches without having any peanut butter.

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The power to kill you self.

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The ability to look at the sun and not go blind. Because your already blind in the first place.

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make your arm REALLY. fart power

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The power to be normal and average

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The power to be invisible when singing

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I'm a giant di

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The power to be well feed for a day, after you eat. Dinner

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the power to get extra homework

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The power to sneeze whenever you think about apples.

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to be only be able to walk for 0.0183874662 ever 11.204882884832 days

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The power to cambiar el idioma de din kommentar at will.

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the ability to die on command

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The power to fall apart whenever touched. See Derrick Rose, Chicago Bulls

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The power to get an A+ on every test- but you need to study for 5 hours or so ahead of time

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The power of having a short attention sp-- Ooh shiny!

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The power to come up with the most funny joke ever made but forget the punch-line when ever you try to tell someone.

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the power to turn into a piece of paper

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!