The ability to hide your cats right ear at will

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The power to give automatically give all your money to a Nigerian businessman for a special investment opportunity

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The power to get an A+ on every test- but you need to study for 5 hours or so ahead of time

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The power to be first on any form of media (youtube powers).

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The power to flush toilets with your mind

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the ability to make your eyes pop out.

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The power to make dead batteries appear.

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The power to have one eyebrow!?

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The ability to type with your penis on your smart phone during a video chat.

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The power to see oxygen.

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To Read All The Pointless Superpowers And Imagine To Have them When Other people Are Thinking That Your A Crazy-Childish Person Role-Playing those Pointless Superpowers

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The power to metabolize any radioactive material in your body into arsenic.

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The power to be on mars. Not survive, not go between mars and earth. You could just instantaneously be on mars, then probably die.

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The power to punch anyone as hard as you want but get hit with the same force in your genitals

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the power to permanently change your name to Graham

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The power to be able to make something usable but have it disappear when you try to use it.

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The power to finish right before you start (If you know what I mean)

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The power to tolerate Justin Bieber.

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the power to sleep with any woman, unless your a man

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The power to transform every book, note or image on the television into illegal child porn simply by being near them.

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Which superpower would you rather have? 1. The ability to fly 2. Invisibility 3.The ability to make people climax sexually with your mind

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The ability to live forever but age quicker.

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the power to catch em' all

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Super Arians. Moral: If you think of it, Super Sayan is an acronym for Super Asian, are blonde blue eyed Asians superiors? DRAGON BALL JAPANAZEE!

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!