- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to creat your own superpower that's by the way. POINTLESS

making a sentence of pointless superpowers on pointlesssuperpower.com.

The power to never be surprised when the toaster goes off.

The power to be first on any form of media (youtube powers).

The power to flush toilets with your mind

The power to create a pointless superpower

The ability to shoot a banana from your eyebrow every time you are riding on a unicycle.

The power to know the end of every movie ever.

the power to poop every 5 minutes

The power to reverse walk backwards.

The ability to break the fourth wall. Thank you for reading this pointless super power, please like it.

The power to kill yourself just by thinking about something.

the power to misspell

The Power to touch MC Hammer

The power to eat McDonald's in Wendy's.

The power to see oxygen.

The power to bounce a beach ball with lightly above-average accuracy

The power to have intense orgasms, but only if you choke yourself.

power to eat 500000 big macs in a day

The power get everyone's attention by jerking off in public

The power to metabolize any radioactive material in your body into arsenic.

the power to distinguish gays from not gays..

Power to turn off your computer randomly. You cannot controll that power.

the power to sleep with any woman, unless your a man

Pointless Super Powers