the power to hear a dog whistle

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The ability to police irony

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The power to shit on the ceiling

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the power to get drunk you are needed

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The ability to look at someone and die.

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the power to summon a pen, once

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the power to watch youtube when there is no internet

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The power to get any car you want but once it runs out of gas you have to get a new one and can not be the same model.

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The power to become attractive to women. but only when your with elderly people and Sarah Palin.

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The power to fly in tornadoes

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The power to create a unicorn online.

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The ability to know any language but only after learning it.

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the power to do a backflip but only if you break your neck in the process

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the power to solve any problem and answer any question or equation, you just have to read all books known to mankind.

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the power to change people socks on command

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The power to eat the same food but you have to throw it up first.

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The power to know everything but forget it instantly.

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The power to transform into anyone, but only in caricature form.

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The power to think this exact sentence at the worst possible time.

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the power to say no to only dates with hot girls(your a strait male)

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The power of fart only in front of cheerleaders

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the power to teleport but then immediatly cr@p your pants

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the power to predict Justin Beiber's next album

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The power to die at will.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!