The power to turn water into wine.

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The power to make some else throw up only if u throw up on them

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The power to make fires bigger, but cant control them

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The power to rule the world unless it's in real life.

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the power to wake up 2 seconds before your alarm.

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Nobody in the world has super-powers.

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The power to lose body parts by merely thinking about losing said parts coupled together with worry. I.e. I hope I don't lose my testicles.... Damn-it!!

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The power to explode when someone looks at you and regenerate in 10 minute after exploding but you can only regenerate from exploding.

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The power to make Thursday come before Friday and after Wednesday.

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The power to turn into a frog that fires is lazah everytime someone says "Hey".

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The power to get a boner whenever you see a rainbow.

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The power to row 1 inch shorter but can't grow 1 inch taller

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to randomly self destruct at any time

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the power to shrink 0.1 millimeter or grow 0.1 millimeter

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The ability to simultaneously implode and explode.

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the power to pre-tend your a animal ...

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The power of being able to punch everything so hard that it explodes.........BUT you are not resistant to the explosions.

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The power to feel the emotions of the dead ones

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The power to turn invisible, in pitch darkness

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The abilty to think Justin Beiber is talented.

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the power to attract flying frisbees to your own nose

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The power to think about a location and forget that you travelled all the way there, making you think you can teleport.

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The ability to fool other drivers on the road into thinking that you are a car-sized mouse.

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the power to half transform to something.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!