The power to be gay on command.

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To have the ability to piss off the police

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lol

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The power to be the most beautiful thing ever unless someone watches you.

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The power to breath under water, while your in a submarine.

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the power to write comic books

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The ability to see the future through the eyes of people you don't know in places you can never go while you are doing life threatening work.

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The power to change the TV channel but only when the remote is in your hand

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the power to burp every time you drink 1 litre of soda/fizzy

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The Power To Make Justin Bieber.

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The Power to Power

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To Turn Thin To Macho but only in left arm

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The ability to generate bellybutton lint at will.

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power to breathe in water but when you get in to water you gonna die in 30 seconds

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The power to be more human than most people.

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The power to erect your nipples at will.

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PATTIES THAT ARE SUPPOSEDLY READY TO EAT, BUT COVERED IN STICKY HARDENED FAT! Moral: Damn greasy hand surprise! I was going all victoly on guilty gear XXX

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the power to walk on walls but not on the floor

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The power to not be able to touch any living thing.

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The power to have gravity.

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The ability to make cringe worthy YouTube videos

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The power to walk through walls, but get stuck half way!

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power to send mind messages to people but nobody listens to you

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To be able to bend glass at will but if any of the glass breaks you break with it.?

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!