- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The ability to get free housing for at least 25 years after running over your neighbor.

Ability to fly 3 feet off the ground and at normal walking speed

The ability to walk backwards... backwards.

The power to get arrested

the ability to cough musli in hot girls faces

the power to summon a pen, once

Power to sleep without eyelids

The power to see oxygen.

The power to save all that time your new fast boil kettle has saved you

The power to be on mars. Not survive, not go between mars and earth. You could just instantaneously be on mars, then probably die.

The power to bounce a beach ball with lightly above-average accuracy

power to eat 500000 big macs in a day

The power to never be cold, but only when it is above 80 degrees.

the power to read when you're not looking at any word or symbol

The power to spontaneously combust while nobody is around!

The power to smell inside of your own butt.

the power to permanently change your name to Graham

The abillity to laugh hystericaly at theese superpowers, But only when On the toilet pooping.

the power to jump, but only on any surface

The power to make water expire.

the power to distinguish gays from not gays..

being black

The power to tolerate Justin Bieber.

the power to time travel to the same time, date, and year

Pointless Super Powers