the power to read when you're not looking at any word or symbol

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the power to permanently change your name to Graham

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The power to laugh when you tickle your feet

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The power to spontaneously combust while nobody is around!

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The abillity to laugh hystericaly at theese superpowers, But only when On the toilet pooping.

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the power to distinguish gays from not gays..

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The power to make water expire.

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the power to jump, but only on any surface

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The ability to give yourself any super power, but you cannot use it if it is used.

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being black

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The power to tolerate Justin Bieber.

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the power to time travel to the same time, date, and year

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To change your eye colour when ever you want

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The ability to live forever but age quicker.

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The power to poop almost instantly, but you always have the runs.

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The power to die at will

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The power to change the TV channel but only when the remote is in your hand

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The ability to turn your fingers into angry bears without you being able to control them

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Super Arians. Moral: If you think of it, Super Sayan is an acronym for Super Asian, are blonde blue eyed Asians superiors? DRAGON BALL JAPANAZEE!

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The power to heal but every time you heal your leg or arm falls off.

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the power to shape shift to yourself

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The power to read the minds of sandwhiches.

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The power to never be old but died at young age

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you are immortal, but only while rubbing your mothers feet.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!