the power to eat cheese 24/7

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The power to be Rosie O'Donnell.

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The Power to fart extremely loudly every time your in a crowd.

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the power to refreeze frozen ice

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The power to read the minds of sandwhiches.

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The power to summon fire with the use of a match

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The power to never be old but died at young age

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The power to do nothing at all without getting bored or tired.

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The power to be a MISSERABLE PILE OF SECRETS! BUT ENOUGH TALK (glass breaks) HAVE AT YOU! Moral: More are gonna get this one than those below, this one is merely a quote rather than cerebral. But you can always pretend to understand it by thumbing it up, or down if you just fail at understanding, either way is fine.

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The power to drink as much tequila as you want without dying.

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The power to make people feel confident in themselves.

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The power to make Justin Bieber be dead but only when you are listening to someone good at singing

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the power to get F's on assignments without trying

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The power to make sense of Donald Trump

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The power to have 50%-78% water in your body

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The power to have a pointless power.

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The power to jump 1 inch higher.

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The power to read minds, but only that of someone who is watching Twilight.

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Infinite knowledge when dead

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the power to pee while brushing your teeth

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Power to make it rain sideways.

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The power to not look up silly websites on the internet

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the ability to see through air

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The power to pick any lock as long as its open

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!