the power to pee while brushing your teeth

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The power to recite 1,000 digits of pie, but only when you need to say the Fibonacci sequence

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The ability to rectify health and safety concerns, using a sword.

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The ability to see things only as their component atoms.

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Power to make it rain sideways.

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the power to instantly make a time bomb explode the moment you touch it

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Power to freeze ice.

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The power to have any computer in the world but it has to be before the 1990.

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The power to go forward through time to a second from now. I wonder if I still be in this world then when I use that power though.

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The power to pick any lock as long as its open

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the power to smell the insisde of your own nose

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The power of total invulnerability and immortality, stops working when you get hurt, or die.

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The power to vomit every time you look at a cat.

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The ability to look at someone and know the exact number of times they have farted in the past year.

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The power to fall down stairs sooner than you should have.

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the power to become Homer Simpson's mom (R.I.P. her)

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The power to use yo momma jokes in a masterful manner in all conversations.

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The power to blink 1.0000000000001 times faster than the average human.

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The ability to quit smoking by giving yourself lung, heart, and throat cancer, coupled with enphysema.

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the power the convince people if they agree

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The power to impress a mentally disabled person by doing absolutely nothing

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The power to ejaculate at command

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The power to bypass capcha codes

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The power to move things by 1cm with your mind.l

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!