- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The ability to rectify health and safety concerns, using a sword.

The power to microwave bread

the power to have super strength but only while your sleeping

The power to have any power when they are completely pointless to have.

power to fart through your mouth

The power to have any computer in the world but it has to be before the 1990.

the power to smell the insisde of your own nose

The power of being aquaman.

The Power to Fail in Failing

The power to know everyone's name before you meet them but you say it wrong every time

The power to urinate in any color- even rainbow color!

The power to read any language, but it will always be backwards.

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The power to grow the pinky nail of your right hand

The power to blink 1.0000000000001 times faster than the average human.

The power to use yo momma jokes in a masterful manner in all conversations.

The power to summon a spray of bullets going everywhere in the room, and bullet-vulnerability.

The power to dance excellently each time there is music... either you want to or not.

The power to transform money into a foreign currency of lesser value.

The power to have a photogenic memory (You look really good in every memory of yourself)

the power to fly, with a string atachted to you

The ability to freeze-frame yourself. Forever.

The power to be Obama when he's not president anymore

The power to fly during a point in time when all humans are able to fly.

Pointless Super Powers