The power to be invisible but only in the dark.

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being black

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The ability to not drop anything ...when you're not holding anything

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The power to "smell what the Rock is cooking"

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The power to fly, shapeshift, lift very heavy objects, teleport, and heal injuries every year only on the 31st of June

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The ability to turn your fingers into angry bears without you being able to control them

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the power to refreeze frozen ice

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The power drown in water

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The power to never be old but died at young age

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The power to assassinate already-dead leaders

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The power to know all the answers in the test when the test is over

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The power to enter the dreams of people who regularly have night terrors

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Most of Gods powers part 2: Let us pretend that God really created everything... including sin right? God: Jebus, I want you to go down to earth and receive torture of legendary proportions, and die. Jebus: Why? God: To remove sin... Jebus: Uh... cant you just remove it? God replies either: 1. Yeah but ill be more fun this way, ill have you killed just to show you are not mortal anyways lol troll! 2. No, Sin is more powerful than me, so you better go die to not really die, relax... 3. Son, my ways are mysterious, "thunderstorm scares Jebus to go down) Moral disclaimer: God can be anyone`s God, and Jebus is not to be confused with the completely different Jesus. I mean every God out there and Jebus is simply a name I put instead of whoever prophet your religion has, so I really insulted everyone religious. Moral: (the other was a disclaimer) Religion is written by men... drunk men... now go eat your bread and drink your wine... and you shall become like Jebus... tortured and crucified? To show the world you are immortal? Side effects: Alcholism and all that follows, including a quicker death... to prove your immortality? (Hypnosis is powerful shit, especially when you are drunk, take it from a experienced hypnotist)

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The power to become famous on vine

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the power to get F's on assignments without trying

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the ability to see as well as stevie wonder

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The power to make food slightly smaller.

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Power to make it rain sideways.

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The power to make police appear whilst speeding.

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The power to eat a ridiculous amount sandwiches without getting full

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The power to be there were you dont wanet to be!

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The power to change the temperature by 1 degree, once every leap year.

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The power to turn into the Hulk, but only when you are asleep.

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the power to absorb other superpower, but no one have superpower

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!