The ability to eat your self up when out of food.

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the power the convince people if they agree

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The power to survive at absolute zero

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The power to ejaculate at command

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The power to move things by 1cm with your mind.l

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The power to walk on water. Unless its above 0 degrees celcius.

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The power to jerk off with no hands.

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The power to poop standing up

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The power to bread toast!

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The ability to be a 100% accurate shooter in basketball, however u get blocked every time you shoot

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The ability to die instantly

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The ability to hide your cats right ear at will

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The power to f-ck every girl in the world, read it carefully EVERY girl in the world...

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the power to perminately bring jade goody back from the dead

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The power to be first on any form of media (youtube powers).

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The power to lose all your limbs

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The power to never be surprised when the toaster goes off.

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The ability to shoot a banana from your eyebrow every time you are riding on a unicycle.

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The power to flush toilets with your mind

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The power to create a slight aroma of cucumbers

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The power to... We're sorry, but something went wrong. We've been notified about this issue and we'll take a look at it shortly.

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The power to make dead batteries appear.

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Ability to fly 3 feet off the ground and at normal walking speed

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the ability to make your eyes pop out.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!