- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to use yo momma jokes in a masterful manner in all conversations.

The power to impress a mentally disabled person by doing absolutely nothing

The power to have really sweaty palms.

The power to bypass capcha codes

The power to be born again

The ability to freeze-frame yourself. Forever.

the power to sing amazingly but only when someone is 158,00000000000 times louder

the ability to turn into justin bieber, but they can only say i like you very much

The power to get a song stuck in someone's head.

The power to play their superhero name on guitar.

the power to turn retarted

making a sentence of pointless superpowers on pointlesssuperpower.com.

The power to make Q-Tips rain from the sky every month

the power to stop sitting on the internet wacthing cat videos

The power to create a pointless superpower

the ability to levitate

The ability to be smart, but only if you study for the first 18 years of your life

The power to touch your toes

The power to (place useless super power here)

The ability to break the fourth wall. Thank you for reading this pointless super power, please like it.

The power to eat the booty like a poor person's groceries

The power to be so fast, that if you sprint forward you travel the whole world just in time to fuck yourself.

The power to turn into any edible object in a restaurant.

The ability to turn into a tree in the amazon rain forest everytime you burn your pinky finger.

Pointless Super Powers