- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to know everyone's name before you meet them but you say it wrong every time

The power to travel in time for 2 seconds

The power to urinate in any color- even rainbow color!

The power to run super fast, but only while in space.

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The power to grow the pinky nail of your right hand

The power to blink 1.0000000000001 times faster than the average human.

The power to dance excellently each time there is music... either you want to or not.

The power to summon a spray of bullets going everywhere in the room, and bullet-vulnerability.

The power to have a photogenic memory (You look really good in every memory of yourself)

Harnessing Homoeopathic wisdom.

The power to transform money into a foreign currency of lesser value.

The power to be Obama when he's not president anymore

The power to fly during a point in time when all humans are able to fly.

The power to f-ck every girl in the world, read it carefully EVERY girl in the world...

the ability to only crap while on a toilet

The power to die,but only if your alive!

The power to play a snippet of Darude-Sandstorm whenever you inhale or exhale.

The power to create a slight aroma of cucumbers

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The power of hindsight

The power of attracting fired bullets

The power to know the end of every movie ever.

The ability to get free housing for at least 25 years after running over your neighbor.

Pointless Super Powers