The power to disguise as an old woman but only with a proper costume and 20 minutes of time in a bathroom to get the make-up done properly.

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The ability to count to potato

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The power to divide by 0

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the power to ejaculate lava.

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The power to transform your foreskin into rusty iron.

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The power to convert metric to imperial

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the power to fly but only if your feet are touching the ground

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The power to sleepwalk only when u sleep

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the power to poop forever and pee forever. ,the power too teleport 1in.

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The power to scratch your head 1% faster than usual, if it doesn't itch.

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The power to summon Pedobear and only if you are under 10.

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75% levitation

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The ability to produce infinite cat flavored toast made from poop out of your mouth, only while in public with 100 people that would stare at you.

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The power to not see the troll dude in the Pointless Superpowers logo raping the words 'Pointless Superpowers'

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The power to grow the pinky nail of your right hand

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The power to summon a spray of bullets going everywhere in the room, and bullet-vulnerability.

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The power to say WACKY WAVING INFLATABLE ARM FLAILING TUBE MAN - but only at peoples funerals or when taking a piss (but you uncontrolably flail your arms).

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The power to see through womens clothes, but your gay.

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The ability to stare without blinking for an infinite amount of time, but only whilst watching two girls one cup.

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the power to sing amazingly but only when someone is 158,00000000000 times louder

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The power to implode when you have pee and you can't stop

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The power to fly during a point in time when all humans are able to fly.

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The power to read your own mind

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The power to creat your own superpower that's by the way. POINTLESS

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!