power to drop the soap in the jail shower room

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The power to make anything money related to disappear.

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the power to uncontrolably shoot bananas out of your hands

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power to permanently shrink one eye.

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The power to be superman on a planet without a sun

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The power to become famous on vine

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The power to slightly disfigure anything made out of macaroni.

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what do you call someone who never says hello............................ a shy person

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The power to have 50%-78% water in your body

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The power to have any video game that you want along with its system but if you ever die just once you can never play that game again even if you get a new one.

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Power to make it rain sideways.

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The power to sneeze out of your mouth and cough out of your nose.

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The power to answer trivia questions, but only being able to do so in a loud, aggressive voice.

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cry acid tears

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The power to make police appear whilst speeding.

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The power to appear dancing like a girl at the background of every Justin Bieber "music" "video"

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the power to be a snail when ever you think a bout snails but you CANT transform back

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The power to fly, but only when you touch the ground.

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The power to give others the power to give others the same power at will.

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The power to do something for 8 hours and still have to do it the next day.

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The Power of Anti-Sex

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The power to see correctly with wearing glasses

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The power to have any power when they are completely pointless to have.

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The power to believe I type actual morals. Moral: At horsehead network? Now please go look for prostitutes at a church or astronauts under the sea you fucklng ass and blahblah!

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!