The power to die,but only if your alive!

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The power to play a snippet of Darude-Sandstorm whenever you inhale or exhale.

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The power to even

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The power to have a godlike super human strength but it only activates during a REM sleep cycle.

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The power of hindsight

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The power of having a bulletproof appendix.

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The power to eat three times a day.

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The power to hear people's thoughts when you fap

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The power to touch your toes

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The ability to be smart, but only if you study for the first 18 years of your life

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The power to eat the booty like a poor person's groceries

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The power to make your nipples hurt when you twist them

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The power to turn into any edible object in a restaurant.

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the ability to cough musli in hot girls faces

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The power to get arrested

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The power to cause weeds to grow twice as fast as usual in your bed of prized petunias.

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the power to be physically attracted to the same sex

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Power to sleep without eyelids

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The power to absolutely nothing

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The power to crap without pissing.

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the power to hear everything in sign language and see everything in braille

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the power to have super strength but only wile you are sleeping,

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The Superpower to sleep at night.

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The power to spontaneously combust while nobody is around!

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!