- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to only see glass.

The ability to be born, live for about 75 years and then die.

Have god like powers but only on 30 of february

The ability to give yourself any super power, but you cannot use it if it is used.

The power to have all pointless superpowers, but only on the 12th and or 13th on january on a year that isn't 2015 or lower, but you have to be wearing nothing but purple underwear and a skanky hat.

the power to eat bread

To change your eye colour when ever you want

the power to fail at everything you do

The power to shoot iron from your blood

The power to poop in the worst time ever and you cannot control it

the power to time travel to the same time, date, and year

The power to be invisible but only in the dark.

The Power To Make Justin Bieber.

The ability to walk on your hands because your feet have nails in them.

The power to fly, shapeshift, lift very heavy objects, teleport, and heal injuries every year only on the 31st of June

The power to run half as fast as whoever is chasing you.

The ability to be heard in space

The power to change your urine to any color

The ability to transform in to a glass of water

The power to teleport 13,000,000,000 lightyears but not be able to return.

the power to see through windows.;.

The power drown in water

the power to uncontrolably shoot bananas out of your hands

The power to assassinate already-dead leaders

Pointless Super Powers