The power to become famous on vine

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The power to make food slightly smaller.

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The power to make sense of Donald Trump

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The power to jump 1 inch higher.

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Infinite knowledge when dead

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The power to make police appear whilst speeding.

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The power to fly, but only when you touch the ground.

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the power to sit

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The power to change the temperature by 1 degree, once every leap year.

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The power to shrink your dick smaller but an inability to make it larger (even back to the original size).

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the power to pee while brushing your teeth

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The power to do something for 8 hours and still have to do it the next day.

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The power to gain 10 pounds whenever you eat something

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The power to see correctly with wearing glasses

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The power to have any computer in the world but it has to be before the 1990.

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The power of being aquaman.

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the power to have good enough grammar to phrase the fu**ing power you want to share without sounding like a retarded deaf 6 year old

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The power to buy free things.

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The power to transform your foreskin into rusty iron.

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The power to imagine boobs whenever you want at any time

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the power to poop forever and pee forever. ,the power too teleport 1in.

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The power to know everyone's name before you meet them but you say it wrong every time

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the power to hurl apples at force but only when you have drunk 20 litres of water in one go

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thw power to not feel anything during sex unless you dont like the sex (ie rape, ugly fat pearson)

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!