- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to transform your foreskin into rusty iron.

the power to fly but only if your feet are touching the ground

The power to know everyone's name before you meet them but you say it wrong every time

The power to wear shirts considerably more often than others.

The power to make spinach taste like brussel sprouts

thw power to not feel anything during sex unless you dont like the sex (ie rape, ugly fat pearson)

The power to read any language, but it will always be backwards.

The ability to produce infinite cat flavored toast made from poop out of your mouth, only while in public with 100 people that would stare at you.

The ability to turn things into gold, but only when the material the item is made of is more valuable than gold.

the power to to deep fry anything deep fried

i love to make shit brix

The power of attracting lightning to your body, but not being imune to it.

The power to dance excellently each time there is music... either you want to or not.

The power to only sit down and not stand up.

the power to fly, with a string atachted to you

The power to have a photogenic memory (You look really good in every memory of yourself)

The power to be Obama when he's not president anymore

The power to have really sweaty palms.

The ability to freeze-frame yourself. Forever.

the power to sing amazingly but only when someone is 158,00000000000 times louder

The power to turn your navel upside down

The ability to teleport a maximum of two inches.

The power to get a song stuck in someone's head.

the ability to turn into justin bieber, but they can only say i like you very much

Pointless Super Powers