The ability to give yourself any super power, but you cannot use it if it is used.

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The power to stop moral man from writing morals under every comment... Moral: The damn CIA cant go trough my battlestation, because I use this computer via proxy and can change my IP at will, so you literally would have to blow up the anti-bomb shelters in Micronesia and thus kill a key element of the pirate bay... And who would want that... buy your own music and movies? Download your own games? YOU THINK YOU HAVE THAT LUXURY? YOU CANT HANDLE THE TRUTH!

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the power to fall at 9.9m per second.

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The power to run half as fast as whoever is chasing you.

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The power to poop almost instantly, but you always have the runs.

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The power to not remember, the only problem, is that you don't remember having this awesome power.

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The power to change your urine to any color

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The power to fly, shapeshift, lift very heavy objects, teleport, and heal injuries every year only on the 31st of June

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The ability to transform in to a glass of water

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The power to punch with the force of hulk ... But Die instintly

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The ability to turn your fingers into angry bears without you being able to control them

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The power drown in water

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The power to summon fire with the use of a match

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The power to know all the answers in the test when the test is over

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The power to assassinate already-dead leaders

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the power to uncontrolably shoot bananas out of your hands

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The power to think your dreams are real.

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The power to be superman on a planet without a sun

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The power to make Justin Bieber be dead but only when you are listening to someone good at singing

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The power to become famous on vine

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The power to make sense of Donald Trump

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The power to jump 1 inch higher.

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The power to make food slightly smaller.

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Infinite knowledge when dead

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!