- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

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The power to teleport to Mars, but only when your not wearing a helmet and you must stay there for a maximum of one hour.

Power to remove fart smells by licking the air

The power to have really sweaty palms.

The power to fly during a point in time when all humans are able to fly.

the power to jizz money

The power to have your entire body totally frictionless. Except for your nipples. They have a drag coefficient of around 5 parachutes.

The power to be born again

the ability to only crap while on a toilet

the power to stop sitting on the internet wacthing cat videos

The ability to shoot a banana from your eyebrow every time you are riding on a unicycle.

The power to make Q-Tips rain from the sky every month

The power to give yourself the most intense orgasm of all time at will, but it only lasts for a millisecond.

The power to move at the speed of ripeness. Moral: Ripeness is actually slightly slower than time, true fact.

The power to touch your toes

The ability to break the fourth wall. Thank you for reading this pointless super power, please like it.

The power of hindsight

The power of having a bulletproof appendix.

The power to obey gravity

The power to be so fast, that if you sprint forward you travel the whole world just in time to fuck yourself.

The ability to fly 1/2 mm above ground, and only on dry land... no water walking

the power to sneeze whenever you want

The power to ignore useful information

The power to fly whenever you sneeze.

Pointless Super Powers