The power to think your dreams are real.

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power to transform into a dick with legs

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The power to be superman on a planet without a sun

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The power to make your nose blink.

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The ability to fly for 14 seconds every decade.

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The power to bake cakes precisely 2.7% faster than usual.

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An extra set of eyes...in your scrotum

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The power to wake up one second earlier than everyone else.

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power to fly when your underwater

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The power to answer trivia questions, but only being able to do so in a loud, aggressive voice.

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The power to appear dancing like a girl at the background of every Justin Bieber "music" "video"

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The ability to turn into a phone when its smash your phone season

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the power to be a snail when ever you think a bout snails but you CANT transform back

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the ability to tell time without a watch

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The power to annoy people with saying the same meme to then(Examples: WHAT ARE THOOSE,21 etc.)...

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The Power to sit down only on chair made of knives.

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the power to sit

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The power to kill anyone just by threatening them with slavery and death and leaving foot and fingerprints all around their place. Moral: THREATEN MY PEOPLE WITH SLAVERY AND DEATH! THIS IS SPARTA!

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The power to shrink your dick smaller but an inability to make it larger (even back to the original size).

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The power to have superpowers from the beginning

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The ability to make any amount of money appear in your wallet. The money is in the form of the Neptunarian Dollar, which has no value anywhere on Earth.

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The Power to rot you favorite food by looking at it

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the power to instantly make a time bomb explode the moment you touch it

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!