- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The ability to walk backwards... backwards.

anything Aquaman does

The power to speak using their mouth

The power to look at Sun.

The power to enlarge your penis to any size, but only you can see it.

The ability to know when, and which elevator door will open first.

The power to think of your death and then you die.

The power to be afraid of horses.

The power to run like Nicolas Cage.

The power to fly whenever you sneeze.

The ability to lift small objects with your mind, but only if you are touching them.

The power to be anyone you want but your still a nobody

the power of the home depot lisp... and as an added bonus the power of how the universe works lisp

To be able to cut paper by doing the scissor action with your fingers.

the power to any ugly person love you.

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the power to stare at pit bulls in the eyes and imitate them

The power to shrink your private parts.

the power to become a duck but not be able to quack

The power to make a watch that functions as a small phone and is named after a fruit. I would call it Applewatch.

the power to poo out of your eyeballs and they burn when you do it

the power to shoot fireballs.....only when your under water

The abillity to laugh hystericaly at theese superpowers, But only when On the toilet pooping.

The power to make grass grow 1cm longer than usual.

Pointless Super Powers