- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to fly really fast, but only in one direction (down).

The power to regenerate limbs, but twenty years after you've lost it.

The power to beat bad ass kids without getting arrested!!!

The power to remove seeds from seedless grapes but only on the 4th of may on a sunday

thw power to not feel anything during sex unless you dont like the sex (ie rape, ugly fat pearson)

The power to automatically blink rapidly at the rate of 1,588 times per second everytime you open your mouth.

The power to sleep with your eyes open.

75% levitation

The ability to get up from the couch.

the power to orgasm with your mind

The power to not see the troll dude in the Pointless Superpowers logo raping the words 'Pointless Superpowers'

The power to teleport to the south pole.

The power to say WACKY WAVING INFLATABLE ARM FLAILING TUBE MAN - but only at peoples funerals or when taking a piss (but you uncontrolably flail your arms).

Power to remove fart smells by licking the air

The power to see through womens clothes, but your gay.

The power to read your own mind

The ability too shit out calculators every 10 seconds.

The power to know if someone in China eats Rice

The power to fall in love reptiles

The power to jump several thousand feet in the air, without the power to survive the impact of landing

The power to fly for 2 seconds when jumping

The power to become mentally retarded only when you get an erection.

The ability to teleport a maximum of two inches.

The power to have a godlike super human strength but it only activates during a REM sleep cycle.

Pointless Super Powers