- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to grow a mustache anywhere but on your face

The power to have a godlike super human strength but it only activates during a REM sleep cycle.

the power to make your nipples dissappear

The power to give yourself the most intense orgasm of all time at will, but it only lasts for a millisecond.

The power to eat three times a day.

The power to hear people's thoughts when you fap

The ability to lift things up and put them down.

The power to talk to animals and plants, but only to have really boring conversations with them.

The power to get arrested

The power to be powerless

The power to fly whenever you sneeze.

The power to lower your own ego.

The power to save all that time your new fast boil kettle has saved you

The power to enlarge your penis to any size, but only you can see it.

the power to stop masturbating every day

The ability to lift small objects with your mind, but only if you are touching them.

The power to be anyone you want but your still a nobody

The power to suck your own dick but not when your horny

the power to any ugly person love you.

The power to shrink your private parts.

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The power to turn Justin Bieber into a cat and kill him 9 times

The power to fall asleep each time you

To be able to cut paper by doing the scissor action with your fingers.

Pointless Super Powers