- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

the power to fly but only if your feet are touching the ground

The ability to look at someone and know the exact number of times they have farted in the past year.

The power to scratch your head 1% faster than usual, if it doesn't itch.

The power to self destruct

The power to summon Pedobear and only if you are under 10.

The power to have a 100% failrate in sports betting

The power to beat bad ass kids without getting arrested!!!

The power to know what weather its gonna be like in 1 minute... in South Korea

the power to become Homer Simpson's mom (R.I.P. her)

The power to turn on a hot flash, but only when it's 80 degrees out.

thw power to not feel anything during sex unless you dont like the sex (ie rape, ugly fat pearson)

The power to teleport to the south pole.

The power to implode when you have pee and you can't stop

The ability to stare without blinking for an infinite amount of time, but only whilst watching two girls one cup.

The power to fall in love reptiles

the power to jizz money

The power to read your own mind

The power to turn your navel upside down

the power to summon rick astley whenever you want to, but only when you're the only one in the room, so only you can hear him

The power to walk over crisp packets 25% more quietly than the average person

The power to get a song stuck in someone's head.

to power to pick your nose without anybody seeing

The power to become mentally retarded only when you get an erection.

the power to turn retarted

Pointless Super Powers