The power to teleport 13,000,000,000 lightyears but not be able to return.

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the power to see through windows.;.

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The power to assassinate already-dead leaders

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The power to think your dreams are real.

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power to transform into a dick with legs

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The power to grow nipples all over your body at will

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The power to slightly disfigure anything made out of macaroni.

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the power to turn into a tree

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An extra set of eyes...in your scrotum

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power to fly when your underwater

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The power to answer trivia questions, but only being able to do so in a loud, aggressive voice.

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The power to eat a ridiculous amount sandwiches without getting full

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The ability to turn into a phone when its smash your phone season

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The power to appear dancing like a girl at the background of every Justin Bieber "music" "video"

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The Power to sit down only on chair made of knives.

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The power to kill anyone just by threatening them with slavery and death and leaving foot and fingerprints all around their place. Moral: THREATEN MY PEOPLE WITH SLAVERY AND DEATH! THIS IS SPARTA!

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The power to turn into the Hulk, but only when you are asleep.

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The power to give others the power to give others the same power at will.

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the power to absorb other superpower, but no one have superpower

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The power to not see anything

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The power to recite 1,000 digits of pie, but only when you need to say the Fibonacci sequence

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the power to have super strength but only while your sleeping

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Power to freeze ice.

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the power to fly, but be naturally attracted to airplanes.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!