- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to take my legs off the floor while in a sitting position.

The power to never come into existence

The Power to rot you favorite food by looking at it

The ability to play black ops anytime you want

the power to instantly make a time bomb explode the moment you touch it

The power to identify a senior citizen by looking at their naked butt.

The power to go forward through time to a second from now. I wonder if I still be in this world then when I use that power though.

The power to convert Oxygen into chemical energy and waste gases.

The power to .... Make pointless superpowers! :D

The ability to make time go ten times faster whenever you are stressed.

The power to communicate with people that are within 20 metres of you

The power to breath fire but only when covered in gasoline/petrolium

The power to fall without screaming.

The power to know the ending of every movie after you watch the first 10 minutes and compulsively shouting it out as loud as you can.

The power of having the highest rated comment

The power of total invulnerability and immortality, stops working when you get hurt, or die.

The power to be oppressed by everything

the power to ejaculate lava.

The power to vomit every time you look at a cat.

the ability to command watermelons

The power to divide by 0

The power to sleepwalk only when u sleep

the power to transform into Kanye West

The ability to look at someone and know the exact number of times they have farted in the past year.

Pointless Super Powers