The power to think of a perfectly good comeback three days later.

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the power to ejaculate lava.

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The power to convert metric to imperial

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the ability to command watermelons

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The Power to Fail in Failing

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The ability to look at someone and know the exact number of times they have farted in the past year.

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The power to jump 1 inch higher than the typical person.

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The power to get you`re dick stuck to a huge, heavy metal bar no one can lift nor move, either you stay there till you die, or you grab a knife and...

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The ability to forcibly break every bone in your body so you can shrink down never to regrow your bones back.

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the power to poop forever and pee forever. ,the power too teleport 1in.

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The power to beat bad ass kids without getting arrested!!!

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The power to self destruct

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The power to regenerate limbs, but twenty years after you've lost it.

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The Power to float on water, except when you're wet..

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the power to become Homer Simpson's mom (R.I.P. her)

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The power to summon a spray of bullets going everywhere in the room, and bullet-vulnerability.

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Harnessing Homoeopathic wisdom.

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The power to time travel to the end of the world.

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The power to bingewatch an entire season of a TV show in only five minutes, only to not remember any of it and have to watch it all again through normal means.

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The power to teleport to Mars, but only when your not wearing a helmet and you must stay there for a maximum of one hour.

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The power to kill someone with a knife

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The power to know when your sandwitch will be ready!

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The power to control unsalted butter very slightly with huge amounts Of effort

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The power to transform money into a foreign currency of lesser value.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!