- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to regenerate limbs, but twenty years after you've lost it.

The power to make spinach taste like brussel sprouts

The power to remove seeds from seedless grapes but only on the 4th of may on a sunday

The power to see in black and white at will.

The power to time travel to the end of the world.

i love to make shit brix

Harnessing Homoeopathic wisdom.

Power to remove fart smells by licking the air

The power to teleport to Mars, but only when your not wearing a helmet and you must stay there for a maximum of one hour.

The power to be Obama when he's not president anymore

The power to die

the power to jizz money

the power to sing amazingly but only when someone is 158,00000000000 times louder

The power to have your entire body totally frictionless. Except for your nipples. They have a drag coefficient of around 5 parachutes.

The power to jump several thousand feet in the air, without the power to survive the impact of landing

the ability to only crap while on a toilet

The ability to pirate every song you want without getting caught. However, they can only be Justin Bieber songs

the power to stop sitting on the internet wacthing cat videos

The power to grow a mustache anywhere but on your face

The power to make Q-Tips rain from the sky every month

The abilty to give yourself 0 subscribers on youtube.

The power to give yourself the most intense orgasm of all time at will, but it only lasts for a millisecond.

The power to hear people's thoughts when you fap

The power to move at the speed of ripeness. Moral: Ripeness is actually slightly slower than time, true fact.

Pointless Super Powers