- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to beat bad ass kids without getting arrested!!!

The power to have a 100% failrate in sports betting

the power to become Homer Simpson's mom (R.I.P. her)

The power to turn on a hot flash, but only when it's 80 degrees out.

The power to teleport to the south pole.

The power to implode when you have pee and you can't stop

The ability to stare without blinking for an infinite amount of time, but only whilst watching two girls one cup.

the power to jizz money

The power to fall in love reptiles

The power to read your own mind

the power to summon rick astley whenever you want to, but only when you're the only one in the room, so only you can hear him

The power to walk over crisp packets 25% more quietly than the average person

to power to pick your nose without anybody seeing

The power to get a song stuck in someone's head.

The power to become mentally retarded only when you get an erection.

The ability to pirate every song you want without getting caught. However, they can only be Justin Bieber songs

the power to turn retarted

The power to smell feces from a mile away.

The power to have a godlike super human strength but it only activates during a REM sleep cycle.

the power to stop sitting on the internet wacthing cat videos

The power to even

The abilty to give yourself 0 subscribers on youtube.

The power to make Q-Tips rain from the sky every month

The ability to be smart, but only if you study for the first 18 years of your life

Pointless Super Powers