01010100 01101000 01100101 00100000 01110000 01101111 01110111 01100101 01110010 00100000 01110100 01101111 00100000 01110100 01111001 01110000 01100101 00100000 01101001 01101110 00100000 01100010 01101001 01101110 01100001 01110010 01111001 00101110 (The power to type in binary)

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The power to have superpowers from the beginning

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The ability to make any amount of money appear in your wallet. The money is in the form of the Neptunarian Dollar, which has no value anywhere on Earth.

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The power to take my legs off the floor while in a sitting position.

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The Power to rot you favorite food by looking at it

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the power to instantly make a time bomb explode the moment you touch it

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Power to freeze ice.

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The power to believe I type actual morals. Moral: At horsehead network? Now please go look for prostitutes at a church or astronauts under the sea you fucklng ass and blahblah!

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The power to go forward through time to a second from now. I wonder if I still be in this world then when I use that power though.

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The power to .... Make pointless superpowers! :D

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the power to have good enough grammar to phrase the fu**ing power you want to share without sounding like a retarded deaf 6 year old

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The ability to make time go ten times faster whenever you are stressed.

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the power to fly, but be naturally attracted to airplanes.

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The power to communicate with people that are within 20 metres of you

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The power to know the ending of every movie after you watch the first 10 minutes and compulsively shouting it out as loud as you can.

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The power of having the highest rated comment

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The power to think of a perfectly good comeback three days later.

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The power of total invulnerability and immortality, stops working when you get hurt, or die.

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The power to transform your foreskin into rusty iron.

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the ability to command watermelons

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The power to vomit every time you look at a cat.

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The power to divide by 0

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The power to sleepwalk only when u sleep

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The power to autocorrect your mom.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!