the power to hover an inch above the ground once every month.

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The power to teleport 13,000,000,000 lightyears but not be able to return.

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the power to see through windows.;.

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power to transform into a dick with legs

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The power to grow nipples all over your body at will

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The power to slightly disfigure anything made out of macaroni.

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An extra set of eyes...in your scrotum

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power to fly when your underwater

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The power to eat a ridiculous amount sandwiches without getting full

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The power to answer trivia questions, but only being able to do so in a loud, aggressive voice.

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The ability to turn into a phone when its smash your phone season

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the ability to tell time without a watch

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The power to appear dancing like a girl at the background of every Justin Bieber "music" "video"

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The Power to sit down only on chair made of knives.

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The power to turn into the Hulk, but only when you are asleep.

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The power to give others the power to give others the same power at will.

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the power to absorb other superpower, but no one have superpower

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The power to not see anything

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The power to recite 1,000 digits of pie, but only when you need to say the Fibonacci sequence

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The immeasurable power to thumb this up all the way to the top... or even at all... I mean thumbing it down makes a lot more sense... then again this is pointless as hell ;D Richter : Hydro Storm! Rain: KSSSSHHH!!!! Dracula: Ugh agh ugh ugh ugh ugh ugh... Ahh!! Iiiiyoouu!! Play time's over, grant me powweeeeeeerrrrrraaaaaaahhh!!! Richter: Hydro Storm! Rain: KSSSSSSSSHHHH!!!!! Fire burning Dracula: Chug chug chug chug chug! Dracula: No, this cannot be!!! AAAAAAHHHH!!! Fire burning the picture: Tugshung, gshung, gshung!gh... Moral: Now I am just screwing around, I recently played an dusty old game Called Castlevania: Symphony of the night... best game ever...

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The power to count to infinity.

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the power to make hate films against Islam... theres no space for bigots and jerks on this Earth.

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the power to have super strength but only while your sleeping

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The Power to rot you favorite food by looking at it

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!