- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to teleport to the south pole.

The ability to stare without blinking for an infinite amount of time, but only whilst watching two girls one cup.

The power to control unsalted butter very slightly with huge amounts Of effort

The power to change your position whenever you want. (I don't mean teleport I mean you can lay down while sitting or stand up while laying down)

The power to fall in love reptiles

the power to jizz money

The power to find this website and submit a pointless superpower.

The power to make money disappear.

the power to summon rick astley whenever you want to, but only when you're the only one in the room, so only you can hear him

The power to walk over crisp packets 25% more quietly than the average person

The ability too shit out calculators every 10 seconds.

The power to breathe but only when your dead uncle breathes

to power to pick your nose without anybody seeing

The power to masturbate only when someone is watching.

the power to turn retarted

The ability to control the universe everytime you lick your own elbow!

The ability to pirate every song you want without getting caught. However, they can only be Justin Bieber songs

The power to make Q-Tips rain from the sky every month

The abilty to give yourself 0 subscribers on youtube.

The power to grow a mustache anywhere but on your face

the power to make your nipples dissappear

Vanilla scented blood

The power to know when to hold them, but not know when to fold them.

The ability to turn into a tree in the amazon rain forest everytime you burn your pinky finger.

Pointless Super Powers