The power to self destruct

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The power to summon Pedobear and only if you are under 10.

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The power to make spinach taste like brussel sprouts

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The power to beat bad ass kids without getting arrested!!!

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The power to know what weather its gonna be like in 1 minute... in South Korea

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The ability to produce infinite cat flavored toast made from poop out of your mouth, only while in public with 100 people that would stare at you.

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The ability to turn things into gold, but only when the material the item is made of is more valuable than gold.

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The power to not see the troll dude in the Pointless Superpowers logo raping the words 'Pointless Superpowers'

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The power of magnetism! Aka being so magnetic that you have to live in a home completely made out of plastic, and cant go out because you either get hit by random flying frying pans and stuff literally attracted towards you, or even worse, you could get dragged towards a car in movement and become red paste. A guy with this power could not take it any more, so he bought an iron necklace and put it on... may he rest in peace...

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the power to to deep fry anything deep fried

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i love to make shit brix

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The power to be and do whatever you want except living forever, only when you are dead

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The power to Grow a baby in a woman.... for 9 months.

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The Power To Have Lazer Eyes Everytime You Sleep.

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The power to shrink boobs

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The power of attracting lightning to your body, but not being imune to it.

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The power to dance excellently each time there is music... either you want to or not.

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The power to say WACKY WAVING INFLATABLE ARM FLAILING TUBE MAN - but only at peoples funerals or when taking a piss (but you uncontrolably flail your arms).

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Power to remove fart smells by licking the air

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The power to have a photogenic memory (You look really good in every memory of yourself)

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Ability to be Austin Calhoun when hes sick

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The power to only sit down and not stand up.

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The power to implode when you have pee and you can't stop

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The power to have really sweaty palms.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!