the power of the home depot lisp... and as an added bonus the power of how the universe works lisp

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The power to lower your own ego.

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The power to turn Justin Bieber into a cat and kill him 9 times

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The power to suck your own dick but not when your horny

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The power to only see glass.

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The power to instantly kill anyone you start to love

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The power to be asleep while in bed

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The power of always having small, thin clothes in the winter.

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the power to read when you're not looking at any word or symbol

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the power to poo out of your eyeballs and they burn when you do it

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the power to eat bread

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The power to get a cold in the wintertime.

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The power to release the bogus

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the power to time travel to the same time, date, and year

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The power to be invisible but only in the dark.

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the power to turn food into shit

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Invincibility, but you feel twice as much pain to everything

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The power to poop in the worst time ever and you cannot control it

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The power to shoot iron from your blood

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the power to fail at everything you do

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The power to swear if you do not believe in a God. Moral: Meh... if I post anything against God here you guys will thumb me down and that matters... it matters so much that I will use the section over to shit talk God... yeah... thumb me down already fearing zealots... show me your true power (being Gods bitches) now that is pointless power!

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The ability to be heard in space

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The power to predict the present

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The power to have a pointless superpower and after realizing that it's pointless

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!