- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

the power to enter this website into your favorites page, so you can look up other pointless super powers in times of danger

the power to summon rick astley whenever you want to, but only when you're the only one in the room, so only you can hear him

The power to walk over crisp packets 25% more quietly than the average person

The power to jump several thousand feet in the air, without the power to survive the impact of landing

The power to make money disappear.

The ability to teleport a maximum of two inches.

to power to pick your nose without anybody seeing

The power to become mentally retarded only when you get an erection.

The ability to pirate every song you want without getting caught. However, they can only be Justin Bieber songs

The power to grow a mustache anywhere but on your face

The power to break bones at will.

The power to knock yourself unconscious

The abilty to give yourself 0 subscribers on youtube.

The power to give yourself the most intense orgasm of all time at will, but it only lasts for a millisecond.

Vanilla scented blood

The power to hear people's thoughts when you fap

The power to touch your toes

The power to eat three times a day.

The power to move at the speed of ripeness. Moral: Ripeness is actually slightly slower than time, true fact.

The power to survive underwater, while holding your breath.

The ability to lift things up and put them down.

The power to obey gravity

the power to be physically attracted to the same sex

The ability to fly 1/2 mm above ground, and only on dry land... no water walking

Pointless Super Powers