- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

the power to stop masturbating every day

The power to save all that time your new fast boil kettle has saved you

the power to get a massive headache whenever you look at toast

the power to inhale and exhale air

The power to lower your own ego.

the power of the home depot lisp... and as an added bonus the power of how the universe works lisp

The power to be anyone you want but your still a nobody

The power to turn Justin Bieber into a cat and kill him 9 times

the ability to walk barefooted on top of legos without pain but only as long as you don't know they're legos

The power to suck your own dick but not when your horny

The power to only see glass.

The power of always having small, thin clothes in the winter.

The power to be asleep while in bed

the power to read when you're not looking at any word or symbol

The power to instantly kill anyone you start to love

the power to eat bread

the power to poo out of your eyeballs and they burn when you do it

the power to time travel to the same time, date, and year

The power to be invisible but only in the dark.

The power to poop in the worst time ever and you cannot control it

the power to fail at everything you do

the power to turn food into shit

The power to shoot iron from your blood

The power to get a cold in the wintertime.

Pointless Super Powers