- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to fly when in something flying

The power to fly 0 feet in 60 seconds

the power to shoot knifes from ur pen*s hole.(ouch)

The ability to look at someone and know the exact number of times they have farted in the past year.

The power to have incredible upper-body strength, but not have arms or legs.

The ability to be a plonk and post 'Pointless Super Powers' that aren't pointless and are could actually be quite useful.

The power to scratch your head 1% faster than usual, if it doesn't itch.

The power to remove seeds from seedless grapes but only on the 4th of may on a sunday

The power to have a 100% failrate in sports betting

The power to regenerate limbs, but twenty years after you've lost it.

75% levitation

The power to turn on a hot flash, but only when it's 80 degrees out.

the power to become Homer Simpson's mom (R.I.P. her)

The power to bingewatch an entire season of a TV show in only five minutes, only to not remember any of it and have to watch it all again through normal means.

The ability to get up from the couch.

The power to increase you`re pain at will.

The power to time travel to the end of the world.

To be able to bend glass at will but if any of the glass breaks you break with it

The power to not being able to go use the bathroom when you have to

the power to orgasm with your mind

to be able to eat candybars and spit out diabetes

The power to make your shit sink or float on command.

The ability to stare without blinking for an infinite amount of time, but only whilst watching two girls one cup.

The power to control unsalted butter very slightly with huge amounts Of effort

Pointless Super Powers