The power to move and run faster than anything slower than yourself.

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the power to shape shift to yourself

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The power to remember the funniest thing in the world and have a full on laughing fit, as long as you are at a funeral.

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The power to magically generate drugs in your pockets, but only while being arrested or in a police station.

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The ability to hear people's thoughts after they've already said them.

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The superpower to die in a 1 second.

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The power to turn invisible except for your fingers and toes.

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the power to be friends with Donald trump

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The power to be the only homosexual in a house of 5 other people who are there for sex.

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the power to see everyone as a tree

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The power to know the answer to every question you're asked, but forgetting it instantly.

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The power to resurrect dead insects

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The abilty to change what your hair smells like every two years

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The power to wake up one second earlier than everyone else.

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The power to phase through walls whenever there is a door nearby leading to the next room

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The power to solve any problem with another problem e.g. Putting out a house fire with a flash flood.

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cry acid tears

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the power to be a snail when ever you think a bout snails but you CANT transform back

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The power to speak any language, but not understand them.

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The power to die on the spot and not revive

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The power to ride a camel when slapping a donkeys butt cheeks

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The power to have superpowers from the beginning

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TREE POWERS ACTIVATE

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!