The power to shrink your private parts.

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De poverr too tipe relly shiiti annd stil bee undrstod bai rettadad peepols unly.

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To be able to cut paper by doing the scissor action with your fingers.

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to be one second faster than 5mph in any 80's arcade game using one finger to push the buttons

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the power to stare at pit bulls in the eyes and imitate them

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The Power to enjoy Justin Beiber's music....

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The power to bet on the fastest horse in the track at a formula 1 competition. Moral: RUN FORREST RUUUUUUN!

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The ability to know all the cheats/hacks for Half-Life 3.

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the power to become a duck but not be able to quack

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The abillity to laugh hystericaly at theese superpowers, But only when On the toilet pooping.

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The power to make a watch that functions as a small phone and is named after a fruit. I would call it Applewatch.

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the power to gain the intelligents of forest gump, but not the table tennis playing ability

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The power to climb up fallen trees

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The power to make grass grow 1cm longer than usual.

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The power of absolutely flawless hindsight. -Credit to South Park

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the power to burn your school down from napalm farts.

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The power to think of a good super power right now.

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The power to lick your balls.

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The ability to fly, but only when there's no gravity.

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the power to turn into celebs that evryonr loves to write about only infront of 1 million people

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The power to do a wheelie on. Unicycle

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the ability to do see through any girl's clothes but you must be singing a Demi Lovato song at 76.786 Decibels EXACTLY!

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The power to look like Stephen Hawking but have none of his intelligence.

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The power to heal but every time you heal your leg or arm falls off.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!