The ability to make any amount of money appear in your wallet. The money is in the form of the Neptunarian Dollar, which has no value anywhere on Earth.

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The power to ejaculate needles.

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The power to take my legs off the floor while in a sitting position.

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The power to never come into existence

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the power to die on the spot

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The Power of Anti-Sex

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the power to instantly make a time bomb explode the moment you touch it

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The power to identify a senior citizen by looking at their naked butt.

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The power to go forward through time to a second from now. I wonder if I still be in this world then when I use that power though.

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The power to .... Make pointless superpowers! :D

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The power to convert Oxygen into chemical energy and waste gases.

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The power to breath fire but only when covered in gasoline/petrolium

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The power to communicate with people that are within 20 metres of you

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The power to disappear only when you're about to have sex.

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The power.

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The power to be oppressed by everything

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The power of total invulnerability and immortality, stops working when you get hurt, or die.

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the power to suck at absolutly everything you do, except at failing.

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The power to die on command.

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the ability to command watermelons

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The power to fly when in something flying

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The power of bad luck

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the power to transform into Kanye West

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The power to sleepwalk only when u sleep

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!