- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to survive underwater, while holding your breath.

The power to break bones at will.

the ability to add edges to any circle on anything that you can write on

The ability to avoid work when connected to the internet. Thanks, by the way.

The power of coming back from dying but dying 1 second later.

The power to stretch infinitely, but you cant return to your normal state.

open up pickles glass

The ability to walk backwards... backwards.

The power to talk to animals and plants, but only to have really boring conversations with them.

The power to be an idiot.

The power to look at Sun.

The power to be invisible, but only when no one's looking.

The power to walk upside down but only when you're in Australia.

anything Aquaman does

The power to Rage Against The Machine

The power to change any of your friend's name to Tom but only if their real name is Thomas.

The ability to know when, and which elevator door will open first.

The power to be afraid of horses.

The power to fly whenever you sneeze.

the power to poop dogs without fur.

The ability to lift small objects with your mind, but only if you are touching them.

The power to walk 1% faster.

The power to wish you had a power

A power to turn into an ant, but only one Time.

Pointless Super Powers