The power to ignore useful information

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The power to become THE APOCALYPSE But you are NOT FIT TO SURVIVE....

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The power to think of your death and then you die.

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the power to stop masturbating every day

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the power to get a massive headache whenever you look at toast

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the power to inhale and exhale air

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The power to lower your own ego.

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The power to be anyone you want but your still a nobody

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The power to suck your own dick but not when your horny

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The power to turn Justin Bieber into a cat and kill him 9 times

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the power to any ugly person love you.

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The power to be asleep while in bed

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The power of always having small, thin clothes in the winter.

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The power to only see glass.

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the power to read when you're not looking at any word or symbol

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The power to instantly kill anyone you start to love

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the power to poo out of your eyeballs and they burn when you do it

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the power to eat bread

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the power to turn food into shit

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the power to time travel to the same time, date, and year

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Invincibility, but you feel twice as much pain to everything

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The power to shoot iron from your blood

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The power to be invisible but only in the dark.

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The power to get a cold in the wintertime.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!