the power to absorb other superpower, but no one have superpower

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The power to not see anything

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The power to recite 1,000 digits of pie, but only when you need to say the Fibonacci sequence

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The immeasurable power to thumb this up all the way to the top... or even at all... I mean thumbing it down makes a lot more sense... then again this is pointless as hell ;D Richter : Hydro Storm! Rain: KSSSSHHH!!!! Dracula: Ugh agh ugh ugh ugh ugh ugh... Ahh!! Iiiiyoouu!! Play time's over, grant me powweeeeeeerrrrrraaaaaaahhh!!! Richter: Hydro Storm! Rain: KSSSSSSSSHHHH!!!!! Fire burning Dracula: Chug chug chug chug chug! Dracula: No, this cannot be!!! AAAAAAHHHH!!! Fire burning the picture: Tugshung, gshung, gshung!gh... Moral: Now I am just screwing around, I recently played an dusty old game Called Castlevania: Symphony of the night... best game ever...

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the power to make hate films against Islam... theres no space for bigots and jerks on this Earth.

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The power to count to infinity.

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The Power to rot you favorite food by looking at it

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The ability to play black ops anytime you want

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The ability to make time go ten times faster whenever you are stressed.

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the power to fly, but be naturally attracted to airplanes.

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The power to disguise as an old woman but only with a proper costume and 20 minutes of time in a bathroom to get the make-up done properly.

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The power to know the ending of every movie after you watch the first 10 minutes and compulsively shouting it out as loud as you can.

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The power to know all knowlege for any exam in the world, but forget it during the examination.

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The power of having the highest rated comment

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The power to open any door with no lock on it.

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The power to divide by 0

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the power to ejaculate lava.

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the power to fly but only if your feet are touching the ground

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The ability to be completely bullet-proof as long as a bullet never hits you.

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To get to know everything Jack Nicholson has said yet you blurb out his comments and random and by the time you face this YOU CANT HANDLE THE TRUTH! Moral: You think this entry was boring? It is great actually, what? You say it sucks? YOU CANT HANDLE THE TRUTH!

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The power to make a Spirit Bomb in one less episode than Goku.

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The power to beat bad ass kids without getting arrested!!!

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The power to know what weather its gonna be like in 1 minute... in South Korea

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The power to self destruct

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!