The power to do something for 8 hours and still have to do it the next day.

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The power to gain 10 pounds whenever you eat something

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The power to never come into existence

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The power to count to infinity.

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the power to make hate films against Islam... theres no space for bigots and jerks on this Earth.

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The Power of Anti-Sex

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The power to convert Oxygen into chemical energy and waste gases.

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The power to fall without screaming.

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The power to communicate with people that are within 20 metres of you

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the power to yell a math problem at will

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The power to disappear only when you're about to have sex.

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The ability to think the thought you thought of is the same thought as another persons thought while thinking of that thought.

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The power to be oppressed by everything

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the power to ejaculate lava.

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The power to convert metric to imperial

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the power to shoot knifes from ur pen*s hole.(ouch)

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The power to make high definition photo a hammer (with a red comfortable heated handle with LED flashing lights) appear out of thin air. (Oh, and on a 8"x11" piece of paper of course).

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The ability to be completely bullet-proof as long as a bullet never hits you.

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The ability to forcibly break every bone in your body so you can shrink down never to regrow your bones back.

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The power to piss your pants whenever you want.

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The power to get you`re dick stuck to a huge, heavy metal bar no one can lift nor move, either you stay there till you die, or you grab a knife and...

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The power to fly really fast, but only in one direction (down).

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the power to hurl apples at force but only when you have drunk 20 litres of water in one go

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The power to regenerate limbs, but twenty years after you've lost it.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!