- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to have incredible upper-body strength, but not have arms or legs.

The power to get you`re dick stuck to a huge, heavy metal bar no one can lift nor move, either you stay there till you die, or you grab a knife and...

The ability to be a plonk and post 'Pointless Super Powers' that aren't pointless and are could actually be quite useful.

The power to laugh at other people when they get hurt, and still be able to have high esteem in front of all your friends.

The power to automatically blink rapidly at the rate of 1,588 times per second everytime you open your mouth.

To be able to bend glass at will but if any of the glass breaks you break with it

to be able to eat candybars and spit out diabetes

The power to bingewatch an entire season of a TV show in only five minutes, only to not remember any of it and have to watch it all again through normal means.

The power to be and do whatever you want except living forever, only when you are dead

The power to not being able to go use the bathroom when you have to

The power to kill yourself with a piece of paper.

The power to grow the pinky nail of your right hand

The power to turn a bear into a gopher.

The power to smell whore

The power to control unsalted butter very slightly with huge amounts Of effort

The power to kill someone with a knife

The power to only sit down and not stand up.

The power to know when your sandwitch will be ready!

The power to teleport to the south pole.

The ability to have telekinesis on February the 30th

The power to fall in love reptiles

The power to rotten food.

The power to turn your navel upside down

The ability too shit out calculators every 10 seconds.

Pointless Super Powers