- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The ability to have telekinesis on February the 30th

The power to think of pointless powers.

The power to control paprika with your mind

THE POWER TO BE INVISIBLE WHEN NO ONE IS LOOKING...

The power to type any password only if some one tells you the password first.

The power to digest corn.

The power to masturbate only when someone is watching.

The power of being negative all the time.

The power to fly for 2 seconds when jumping

the power to get married

The power to extend your pinky toe

the power to jump like a black guy.

The power to clone yourself, except all your clones become Catholic priests. Moral: "Mommy! It was HE who touched me!"

power to turn into a shark in zoo cages

The power to be invincible......... only when you are not in danger or harm.

The ability to fall into 1cm cubed pieces when startled. No ability to pull yourself together, or move while in cubes. Parts must be reassembled correctly to re-connect.

The power to give yourself the most intense orgasm of all time at will, but it only lasts for a millisecond.

The power to fly only one inch off the ground

The power to stretch infinitely, but you cant return to your normal state.

the ability to add edges to any circle on anything that you can write on

The ability to lift things up and put them down.

The ability to avoid work when connected to the internet. Thanks, by the way.

open up pickles glass

The power of coming back from dying but dying 1 second later.

Pointless Super Powers