- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to be an idiot.

The ability to walk backwards... backwards.

The power to talk to animals and plants, but only to have really boring conversations with them.

The power to Rage Against The Machine

anything Aquaman does

The power to look at Sun.

The power to walk upside down but only when you're in Australia.

The power to be invisible, but only when no one's looking.

The ability to know when, and which elevator door will open first.

The power to run like Nicolas Cage.

The power to be afraid of horses.

the power to poop dogs without fur.

The power to fly whenever you sneeze.

The power to change any of your friend's name to Tom but only if their real name is Thomas.

The ability to lift small objects with your mind, but only if you are touching them.

A power to turn into an ant, but only one Time.

The Power to enjoy Justin Beiber's music....

the power to stare at pit bulls in the eyes and imitate them

the power to any ugly person love you.

The power to bet on the fastest horse in the track at a formula 1 competition. Moral: RUN FORREST RUUUUUUN!

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to be one second faster than 5mph in any 80's arcade game using one finger to push the buttons

The power to shrink your private parts.

To be able to cut paper by doing the scissor action with your fingers.

Pointless Super Powers